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Funny Breastfeeding Stories!

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user9 posted this 14 May 2019

Some of the funniest things happen while breastfeeding, right? Who has dropped food on your baby's head? Who licked it off??? LOL! Let's share stories!

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user9 posted this 14 May 2019

My baby is hilarious! She will roll her eyes into the back of her head when she gets the boob! She also kicks like she is dancing, and will hum until she falls asleep! It is the cutest thing!!! πŸ˜‚ 

Kaylee posted this 17 May 2019

My son is 22 months old and still nursing.  I know he doesn't need it, but he is obsessed with it πŸ˜‚  He calls it "ninny," and he'll start asking for it, and when I finally bring it out he'll giggle... such a weirdo πŸ˜› 😍 

user3 posted this 01 June 2019

When we side lay my LO will be on his side like normal then he will pop up and get into a downward-facing dog like pose. Then he starts kicking his leg closest to me towards my face and around my neck. I don't know what sparks this, but it is a TRIP when he does it! πŸ˜‚ 

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Kate posted this 02 June 2019

My daughter is 2.5, and recently really loves pretending to be a younger baby. After swimming lessons a few weeks ago, we were both getting changed in the locker room. When I took my top off, in the like one second before I got my towel in place, she screamed at the top of her lungs "I A BABY, I GONNA EAT THAT BOOBS!" - she hasn't "eaten a boob" in nearly two years, but I laughed when it happens, so now she does it every week πŸ˜³ 

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Sarah posted this 02 June 2019

My son nurses sideways.  Like, consistently. It started when he was about a year old πŸ˜ 

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Haley posted this 20 June 2019

Pretty sure my son is doing baby yoga when he nurses. If I’m changing my clothes, he’s there with his tongue hanging out lol wecall them β€œmilkies” so when I bring it out he yells β€œmilkies!” And sticks his tongue out and smiles and laughs like it’s the best thing in the world πŸ˜‚ he’s also gotten sprayed in the face several times because my let downs were so strong

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FRANCESCA posted this 10 February 2020

I used a nipple guard when I first started breastfeeding and I remember being woken up for a feeding and searching for the nipple guard and then realize it was on the nip.

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Brooke posted this 10 February 2020

My baby was about 5 weeks old and my husband and I decided to go to a movie. I felt like I had everything prepared, until walking out of the movie I realize I had forgotten to put nursing pads in and was dripping all down my shirt. Of course I ran into a couple of co-workers that I hadn't seen since I had the baby. I'm sure they were worried about how I was handling it all! haha. I tried to conceal it, but really, there was no way.

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Mirna posted this 11 February 2020

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Been there! Thanks for sharing!

My baby was about 5 weeks old and my husband and I decided to go to a movie. I felt like I had everything prepared, until walking out of the movie I realize I had forgotten to put nursing pads in and was dripping all down my shirt. Of course I ran into a couple of co-workers that I hadn't seen since I had the baby. I'm sure they were worried about how I was handling it all! haha. I tried to conceal it, but really, there was no way.

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